I saw my ovaries on TV!

Yip, thats right folks.... my ovaries are now famous.
Admittedly there was an audience count of 3... and the show probably wont be aired again... but while it was on it I found it 100% captivating! I don’t know why the nurse just sat in the corner looking bored... maybe because they weren’t her ovaries. The doctor/producer of the show had to concentrate so I understand why his expression didn’t change once during the whole broadcast. He was kind though, he gave my uterus a small part too. I think because he knew it wouldn’t steal the ovaries’s limelight.
I wont go into details as to how I saw them on tv... but I will tell you that I enjoyed it. The show that is. I LOVE seeing inside my body. Like when I had a camera up my nose, as uncomfortable as it was I made certain I watched the whole show then too. Eyes watering up a storm, nose bleeding and all.

Its just SOooooooooo interesting seeing whats going on inside you don’t you think? And there is just SO much going on. Like ALL the time. Ever since I saw the movie Innerspace I have wanted to explore the human body in a teeny capsule like that.
And I know I shouldn’t like having x rays done because they are cancer causing... but I like them too. I am slowly building an x ray man of myself. I just need my thighs and knees done and my right shoulder. Then he is complete.
But can you believe it, after ALL those x rays of my back, my hips, my ankles and wrists, my shoulder and my neck... (well, actually after ALL those crashes and falls in my life) that I have NEVER a broken bone. I have bones made of steel – I know that for sure. I’ve seen people have little baby crashes off bikes and they break all their ribs, their collar bone and both legs.... My spectacular monster crashes just result in skin loss... my steel bones never let me down. Even though I’d love to have an arm in a cast or a leg brace. But only for a couple of days.
By the way, the nose thing was worth it because the doc discovered my deviated septum. So I had to have an operation – yippee!! I was overjoyed! I got to hospital and have a general anaesthetic and everything. That was a real highlight of my life.

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